Brunette Jokes

Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up

Good for You

May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife.

Blowing Bubbles

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess? You were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."