Funny Thoughts

Bag of Crap

Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Anonymous

Witch Doctor Dancer

Q: How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
A: "Voodoo like to dance with me?"

Anonymous

Funny Thought - Mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken

Why is it that a year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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