Funny Thoughts

Blonde Calling 9-1-1

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

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Anonymous

Overbite

Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.

Anonymous

DST Problems

Looking forward to blaming all of my shortcomings on daylight savings time this week.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG