Funny Thoughts

Cheating

I've been single for so long now, if I got a girlfriend I'd feel like I was cheating on my hand

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Written By: KielPhillips

Did You Hear

Person 1: Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying "no"?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Oh, so it's you!

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Anonymous

Hereditary

Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.

Anonymous