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Constant Diet
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
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Scream And Groan
Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.
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Thanksgiving Tunes
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plymouth Rock!
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