Funny Thoughts

Ungrateful

Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"

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Captain Hook Died

Q: How did Captain Hook die?
A: He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

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Rare Disease

My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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