Funny Thoughts

Records

Q: What record did Kim Kardashian recently break?
A: First woman to have an engagement ring with a bigger carat size than her IQ!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Ollie

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ollie!
Ollie who?
Ollie time you say that, I wish you would cut it out!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Double Jeopardy

Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous