Funny Thoughts

Vegetarian Conundrum

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes)
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Bad Air

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Vampire Parts

Q: Why is Hollywood full of vampires?
A: They need someone to play the bit parts!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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