Funny Thoughts

Russian Roulette

Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Spooky Drive

Happy and on the way home from the Halloween party, I said to myself, “Don, everything is coming your way!”
Just then I realized that I was in the wrong lane.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
Anonymous

Mallard Tricks

Q: Why are mallards good at dodge ball?
A: They can duck.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Sports Jokes
Anonymous