Funny Thoughts

Alien Answering Machine

I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Witches Cat

Q: How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
A: Steal her saucer!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
Anonymous

Perverted Farmer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Riddles , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes)
Anonymous