Funny Thoughts

Boomerang

ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang
SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it?
ME: I have no idea

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Written By: KielPhillips

Knock Knock - Blow

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Blow!
Blow who?
Blow me, of course!

Anonymous

Workout Blues

I'm so lazy and unfit, I don't even work out maths problems.

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Written By: KielPhillips