Funny Thoughts

Vampire's Favorite Film

Q: What is a vampire's favorite film character?
A: Batman!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Control

My sexual desires have been getting out of control.
But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Eyelash

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever I have something in my eye it's always an eyelash.
eyeronic

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG