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Eyelash
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever I have something in my eye it's always an eyelash.
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Funny Thought - Smile in a Crisis
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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Poopy Insult
If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.
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