Funny Thoughts

Sadam Look-Alikes

I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news. The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs. One of the look-alikes asked "What's the bad news?" The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.

Anonymous

Defining Fear

He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.

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Lawyers Are Bullies

A man in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are Bullies!" A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I move to STRIKE!" The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?" The second guy responded "No, I'm a BULLY!"

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