Condom Sponsors!

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.  Imagine the trademarks:

• Nike Condoms - Just do It! 
• Toyota Condoms - Oh what a feeling
• Ford Condoms - The ride of your life
• Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony
• Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
• KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good
• M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
• Coca-Cola Condom - The Real Thing
• Ever-Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
• Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
• Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

Ponderings Collection

- Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- So what's the speed of dark?
- Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
- I just got skylights put in my place.  The people who live above me are furious.
- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

47 Blues

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.