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Slap A Lady
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
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Deep Color
Q: What happened when Tyrone fell into a vat of coloring?
A: Ty died.
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Fear of Flying
Two caterpillars are watching a cocoon that is starting to twist and shake. It bursts open to reveal a beautiful butterfly that stretches its wings and flies away. One caterpillar turns to the other and says, “You’ll never get me up in one of those things.”
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