Funny Thoughts

Dog Tells Time

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.

Anonymous

Still Life

Q: What did the winner of the not moving contest get?
A: Atrophy

Submitted BY: skeetsauce42

Can't Take A Joke

Q: What's the difference between three penises and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.

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