Funny Thoughts

Trapped

I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.
Then I was born.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous

Knockout Decisions

Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with either gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Anesthesiologist Jokes)
Anonymous

Mary Had

Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous