Funny Thoughts

Bandstand

Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes)
Anonymous

Trapped

I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.
Then I was born.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous

Knockout Decisions

Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with either gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Anesthesiologist Jokes)
Anonymous