Funny Thoughts

Grown Up Words

A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.'' The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.'' The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog." Another boy said I got a ''Winnie the Shit.''

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

Hey Bartender

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... Five beers please.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
Anonymous

Alaskan Cow

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?
A: Ice Cream!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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