Kermit

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger.

Married Football Player

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?

A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

Stars

Romantic couple looking up at the sky at night:
'What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?'