Funny Thoughts

Bag of Crap

Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes)
Anonymous

Witch Doctor Dancer

Q: How does a witch-doctor ask a girl to dance?
A: "Voodoo like to dance with me?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Detective Case

Q: Did you hear about the detective who lost his luggage?
A: It was a brief case.

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Luggage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous