Pondering Collection Continued

• I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.
• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?
• Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
• Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
• How do I set my laser printer on stun?
• How is it possible to have a civil war?
• If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Yo Mama - Mattress Store

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Healthy Selection

That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.