Funny Thoughts

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Anonymous

Ghost Education

Q: Where do ghosts get an education?
A: High sghoul!

Anonymous

An Emergency Landing

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.

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