Funny Thoughts

Crow Vision

My mom has crows feet in the corner of her eyes.
They really don't suit her. I told her she was too old for a facial tattoo.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Vampire Breath

Q: How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
A: They use extractor fangs!

Anonymous

Blonde 3rd Grader

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21

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