Funny Thoughts

Maple Leaf

Q: What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on February 2nd?
A: Six more weeks of bad hockey!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Shakespearean Answering Machine

(For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

No Shaved Cats

Q: Why do cats never shave?
A: Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous