Funny Thoughts

Definition of Diplomacy

Q: What's the definition of diplomacy?
A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

A Muppet's Mess

One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

New Words

A boy from France comes to America, he wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learns "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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