Funny Thoughts

Blushing Traffic Lights

Q: Why does a traffic light turn red?
A: If you had to change in front of everyone, you'd turn red, too.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Harvard Vs. Virgins

Q: What do a virgin and Harvard University have in common?
A: They're both hard to get into.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Eighty Six

A couple was boasting to another couple about their new talent. They'd had to give a great deal of time to it, they said, "But now we've worked up to eighty-five different positions!" "Gee," said the other couple, "we know only one - with the man on top." The other couple shouted, "Eighty-six!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes , Sex Jokes
Anonymous