Funny Thoughts

People

There are two types of people in this world today:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: RichK

Toothbrush And Toilet Paper

One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes
Anonymous

Light Bulb - Editor

Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. "I'm not changing a thing"

Anonymous