Funny Thoughts

Chauvinist Pig

Chauvinist pig: a guy who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Butt Reduction

Q: What happens if you cut off your right butt cheek?
A: You'll be left behind.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Romaine Alert

The Romaine empire has fallen.
Caesar is dead.
Lettuce pray.
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes
Submitted BY: MEG