Funny Thoughts

First Hand Testing

During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Names

My parents didn't raise a quitter!
They raised a procrastinator.

Anonymous

Jewish Son Christian

Wouldn't it be funny for a Jewish family to name their son Christian?

Anonymous