Funny Thoughts

Inseparable

Me and my wife are almost inseparable, why just last week it took four state troopers and a dog to tear us apart!

Anonymous

One Leg Lean

Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A: Aileen.

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Anonymous

Alien Answering Machine

I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you.

Anonymous