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An old man and his wife sit in bed watching TV. Suddenly, the old woman turns off the TV, faces her husband and slyly opens her bathrobe. "How about some super pussy?" The old man calmly says, "I'll take the soup."
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During a recent study, it was found that the average male penis measures five and a half inches.
That study was conducted by your mom.
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My parents didn't raise a quitter!
They raised a procrastinator.
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