Funny Thoughts

Cooking With The Bible

Newlyweds Kaitlyn and Brandon were having an argument about who should brew the coffee. Brandon said, "You're in charge of cooking, so you should do it." Kaitlyn replied, "No, you should do it because it says in the Bible that the man makes the coffee." Brandon was shocked to hear this and asked his beautiful new blonde wife to show him the passage. Full of excitement, Kaitlyn ran to the Good Book to prove for the first time how wrong her new husband was. She opened the Bible and pointed to where it said: "HEBREWS"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Religion Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

Thumb Sucking

A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek. "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Ball Talk

Q: What did the right ball say to the left ball?
A: The guy in the middle is a dick.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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