Playing Trucker

A young boy sits on the edge of the sidewalk, eats some M&Ms, cuts off the back end of a grasshopper, and then moves down the curb. He does this over and over. His mother asks him what he's doing. He says, "I'm playing trucker. I pop some pills, cut off some a**hole and keep moving."

Xmas Coal

For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.

Baby Seal

A baby seal walked into a club.