Funny Thoughts

Wrong Room

One time I accidentally went to the men's washroom instead of the women's. I only found out after I opened a pad and the person in the stall next to me said, "Dude, it must be a massive shit if you're having snacks in here, good luck!

Submitted BY: MEG

Young Dogs And Headphones

Q: What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
A: Hush puppies!

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Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!

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