Funny Thoughts

Dress Code

George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House dress code by wearing blue jeans. Bill Clinton responded by saying, "I never broke the dress code. I just didn't wear pants at all."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes)
Anonymous

Light Bulb - Firemen

Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Profession Jokes (Firefighter Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Stuck on Blonde

The power went out at the mall yesterday causing 14 blondes to be trapped on the escalator for over an hour.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Submitted BY: erynn renee