Funny Thoughts

New Mexican President

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

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Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Anonymous

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

Anonymous