Funny Thoughts

Smart Alec

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Weights and Measures

Science Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyrone: Umm, depends on what you need.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Drug Jokes
Anonymous

Vampire Junkie

Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
A: Count Drugula!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Drug Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous