Funny Thoughts

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

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Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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