Food Jokes

Snow Dogs

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes)
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Anonymous

Great memory!

A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, "What did you have for breakfast on September 10, 1943?" The Indian answered, "Eggs." The man scoffed, "Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He's a phony." Thirteen years later the traveler's train stopped again in the small New Mexico town, and he saw the same Indian sitting on the train platform. The tourist went up and said jovially, "How!" The Indian answered, "Scrambled."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Food Jokes
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Anonymous

Blondes and Cheese Whiz

Q: How are a blonde's legs like cheese whiz?
A: They're both useless unless they're spread!

Categories: Food Jokes (Cheese Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Riddles
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