Food Jokes

Cheeseburger

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer." The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here."

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Going Down

Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
A Slippers!

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Witch

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sand-witch!

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