Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman acts like her, looks like her, and smells like her. I decided to take this woman home, and for some reason my father doesn't like her!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Italian Boy Grow Mustache

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles
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Little Johnny Answers.

The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mother's milk.
Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!  Number One: It's fresh.  Number Two: It's nutritious.  Number Three: It's served at just the right temperature.  And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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