Jokes about Families - Grandmother Jokes

Can You Hear Me Now?

Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Grandma's Pills

An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you're 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?"  The woman replied, "They help me sleep better." The doctor considered this for a second, and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."

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You Might Be a Redneck 44

Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job, primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
Your mom calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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