Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Fathers and Sons

Q: On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?
A: Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Father's Day

One morning, a son asked this father: "Why are you making
Mommy breakfast? Is she sick?" "No dear," I replied, "It's Mother's Day." "Oh," said the son, "then is every other day Father's Day?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

You Might Be A Redneck If - Continued

You might be a redneck if...

  • You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.
  • You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
  • Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up.
  • You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-B-Q'.
  • You've ever strained your tea through a flyswatter.
  • Your mother is hairier than your father.
  • Instead of flossing you use a plunger.
  • You take the back window out of your pickup because it's easier to chuck the empty beer cans in the back that way. When the back fills up with empty beer cans, you get another pickup and start all over again.
  • Your grandma can bench press a truck axle.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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