Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Dad and Daughter Doctor Check Up

An old man and his daughter go to the doctor for his monthly checkup. During examination, the doctor asks how his nightly incontinence is. "It's fine," says the old man. "I just get up and go to the bathroom, and God turns on the light for me." The doctor finishes up the examination, and then calls in the daughter to tell her about the God-light thing. "Oh, my God!" says the daughter. "He's been using the fridge again!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Anonymous

Adoption News

"Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me. "Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted.
"Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Saddam Hussein and His Father

Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father?
A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Terrorist Jokes (Saddam Jokes) , Riddles
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