Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

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Written By: KielPhillips

Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

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What's in a Name

Q: If a person from Holland marries a person from the Philippines, what would their babies be called?
A: Hollapinos

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