Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

Do You Reaize Who You Are Talking To?

 A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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Cock Fights

How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight? He enters a duck. How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck. How can you tell if an Italian is present? The duck wins.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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Polacks Crossing A River

Two Polacks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. "I can't swim," he replies. "Why don't you come over here?" The other guy says, "I can't swim, either. What are we gonna do?" First guy says, "Wait! I got a flashlight. I'll turn it on, and you walk across the beam to this side." The second guy replies, "No way! I'll get half-way across, and you'll turn the flashlight off!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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