The Minnesota Fish and Game Commission wanted to develop a fish that would offer more for their sportsmen. The Fish and Game Commission crossed a Coho with a Walleye and called it a Kowal. It grew to a nice size and reproduced well however it wouldn't bite. Then they decided to cross the Kowal with a Muskie and called it a Kowalski but it was so stupid they had to teach it how to swim.
Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
A: Because it's their national bird.
Hewlett Packard Toasters
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters... They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster, which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.
At the Polish-Russian border, a Russian border patrol walks down the line, expecting a quiet evening when suddenly he sees something dangling from a tree. Someone hung himself. Right there. At the border. He calls his partner.
"Ivan? Come quick, there's someone hanging from the tree! Someone committed suicide right here at the border!"
"What? Oh please no! The paperwork! And in 30 minutes we'd be relieved and I want to go on vacation. C'mon, help me, we take him down and hang him over to the Polish side, let them deal with the guy!"
And they do. They cut down the corpse and carry it over a few yards past the border to tie him back up onto a Polish tree. Quickly they walk on and finish their patrol.
Not even an hour later, a Polish patrol comes along. The guard sees something dangle in the wind, he pauses, stares at it wide-eyed, and yells
"I can't believe it! Miroslav, come quick! He is back!"
Q: Did you hear about the gay Polack?
A: He slept with women.