Ethnic / Country Jokes - Polish Jokes

No Ice Cubes in Poland

Q: Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
A: The inventor died and took the recipe with him!

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Fish Chat

Q: What did the whitefish say in conversation with each other?
A: Nothing that made any sense, as they were both "talking pollocks!"

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Submitted BY: Nicholas Winskill

The Polish Parachute

Q: Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
A: It opens on impact.

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