Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

My Car Is Shtolen!

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?" "Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies. The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last time you saw it?" "It was at the end of this key." About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOH GOD... they got me girl too!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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A Surgeon, an Architect and a Politician

A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest. Said the surgeon, "Eve was made from Adam's rib, and that surely was a surgical operation." "Maybe," said the architect, "but prior to that, order was created out of chaos, and that was an architectural job." "Sure now," interrupted the politician, "but somebody created the chaos first."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Six Pack & Potato

Q: What’s an Irish seven course dinner?
A: A six-pack and a potato.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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