Canadian Light Bulb

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they get an American to do it since they are so damned proud they know how to do it.

Positions

A young man takes his Chinese girlfriend on a date. After a night of drinking they go back to his place and end up in the bedroom. “What do you want to do?” asks the Chinese girl. “I’m up for anything.” “Okay,” replies the boyfriend. “What I’d really like is some 69.” “Oh forget it!” she replies, “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”

Two Canadian Seasons

In Canada, there are two Seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.