First People

Q: How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
A: They had reservations.

Mexican Bean Mystery Solved

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.

Irish Builder

A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and sits down next to his Irish father. His father says, "Do ya see this bar? I built this bar with me own two hands. Not one person ever called me 'Derwin The Barmaker." "Look out that window there. Do you see that bridge? I built that bridge with me own two hands. Not one person ever called me 'Derwin The Bridge Maker." "And do yee see that building down the street? I built that building with me own two hands. Not one person EVER called me 'Derwin The Building Maker'. But you FUCK ONE GOAT!"